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GROWN UP RULE #113: PICK YOUR LEGOS UP WHEN YOU ARE DONE WITH THEM.
OFFICIAL REASON: CAUSE YOUR MOM CLOUD STEP ON THEM.
THE TRUTH: CAUSE THEY WILL TURN IN TO A BIG MONSTER AND EAT EVERY BODY .YOU HAFT TO PUT IT ON FIRE. WATCH OUT FOR THE LEGOS THEY WILL TURN YOU IN TO SKIN AND BONES.
GOWN - UP RULE #22: NO PUTTING YOUR HANDS IN YOUR MOUTH OFFICIAL REASON : YOU WILL BE SPREADING GERMS. The TRUTH: DON’T PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR MOUTH BECAUSE YOUR TEETH MIGHT COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND SAY DON’T PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR MOUTH. THEN YOU MIGHT GET A RED SPOT THAT WILL COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND TAKE YOUR HOUSE AWAY. SO DON’T PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR MOUTH. IF YOU DO PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR MOUTH BE SURE TO CATCH YOUR TEETH BEFORE THEY GET OUT. JUST BE CARFULL BECOUSE THEY MIGHT BITE YOU IF YOU CERCH THEM!! DON’T PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR MOUTH!!
Official Reason: It prevents cavities and keeps your teeth healthy.
The Truth: You don’t brush your teeth to prevent cavities. You brush your teeth to stop the plague monster from taking over the world. If you didn’t brush your teeth the plague monsters would grow bigger and bigger. They would start to put out this horrendous odor! People would back away when you opened your mouth. This would leave room for the bigger, overgrown plague monster to creep out of your mouth and start to cover the sidewalks. Eventually the plague monster would slither and slime its way into every building, car, and home! All the humans would be destroyed, knocked over dead, by the horrific smell of the plague. So, the bottom line kids, always brush your teeth!
The Truth: If You punch concrete it will eat you. Now the concrete has the fuel it needs to turn in to a Tyrannosaurus. After it is a Tyrannosaurus it will take over the world. And after it eats everybody that it dos not like it will be nice to everybody he did not eat. And take over the rest of the World forever. By Jacob
Grown up rule 1000000# Don’t eat paper Official reason: its disgusting and gross! The Truth: You shouldn’t eat paper because it travels up your body and into the Nostrils and when you sneeze on someone they will turn into a paper monster. And try to eat everything funky. The only way you could destroy them is flush them down the toilet Or dress up like a monkey because they are allergic to them.
Grown up rule 1000000# Don’t eat paper Official reason: its disgusting and gross! The Truth: You shouldn’t eat paper because it travels up your body and into the Nostrils and when you sneeze on someone they will turn into a paper monster. And try to eat everything funky. The only way you could destroy them is flush them down the toilet Or dress up like a monkey because they are allergic to them.
Grown Up Rule # 89: “Do not cheat” in a game! Official Reason ; Cheaters never win. The Truth ; If you cheat in a game, you will become a cheetah! You would eat everybody so there is nobody for you to play with. There is only you in outer space flying around all hungry , starved , and lonely in space . If you play nicely with the stars and do not cheat , you might turn into yourself again and return to Earth.
Gone up reale neanber 17 always listen to your teacher official reason it helps your brain plus you will always know whet to do the truth if you don’t listen to your teacher it will blow you up and you will go in to a monster .
THE TRUTH: you don’t eat all your food to make you strong you eat all your food because all the wasted food comes to life. It comes togther and forms a monster. The food goes to the Empire State building. Once they get there they terize the Empire State building. Then dinosaurs will rule the earth. The dinosaurs will get hungrey and try to eat the food. That will start a WAR
Official reason: Because your dog will jump up & scratch you.
The Truth: The real reason you don’t paint your dog’s nails is He will turn EVIL and take over the world. He will make you pet him and keep on pushing You with his nose until you pet him. If your dog is white he will turn black then he was born Evil. He will have other dogs help him go around the And push people. They will go around the world And push us all until every human is petting a Dog.
Because you will fall and get heart The truth the wind will turn in to a tornado and suck you up. It will destroy the earth , outer space, all the planets and aliens. The only way to stop it is to get 3 men run around it and pick it up and throw it in to outer space .the hole world will go back to normal.
Grown-Up Rule # 1,00000: Don’t swim in burning hot water
Official Reason: you could dehydrate
Real Reason: You could turn horrendously black and the water will force you to live in space and eat rotten fish, coal, rotten meat, and year old cheese for the rest of your life! I you put ice in the water it will not come to life. So if you don’t swim in burning hot water.
Grown-Up Rule # 1,00000: Don’t swim in burning hot water
Official Reason: you could dehydrate
Real Reason: You could turn horrendously black and the water will force you to live in space and eat rotten fish, coal, rotten meat, and year old cheese for the rest of your life! I you put ice in the water it will not come to life. So if you don’t swim in burning hot water.
Official Reason: Because you will fall and get heart
The truth: the wind will turn in to a tornado and suck you up. It will destroy the earth , outer space, all the planets and aliens. The only way to stop it is to get 3 men run around it and pick it up and throw it in to outer space .the hole world will go back to normal.
Grown up rule 1100000,000000,00000: No punching. Official Reason: if you pucyh itwill hrte. The trte: no puching if you puch you will be him/hir. If you are nich you will be free
Grown up rule #17: Do not leave your toys on the ground
Official Reason: It makes the house look a mess.
If you leave your toys on the ground the toys will come to life. Then your toys will attack you & your family. They will get in all your stuff & mess it up. They will get in your room & put your cloths on. They will fell hungry so they will get in your frig & find your pies in the frig. Then one of them tripped & got pie on the other toy then they started a pie Fight. Then your parents come home & get mad at you. So if you don’t want your parents mad at you, Be sure to put your toys away.
Grown Up Rule # 10,000 Don’t eat sweets befor bed time. Official reason: You will get it in your hair and get cavities. The Truth: you shouldn’t eat sweets befor bed time to keep it out of your hair. You don’t eat sweets befor bedtime because the candy will jump out of your mouth and become a candy monster It will hide behind your dresser and wheat till you eat more and more! Then it’ll jump out of your dresser and tack over the world!!! All of the people will get stuck in the candy. All that will be left is house’s and trees
The truth: If you run in the house the house will Become alive and take over the world. By eating them to picas. And then take over other houses. Close by you. After he ate the houses he will spite it out .
Grown-up rule#100: Don’t run in the hallway Official reason: You could get hurt
The Truth: Sure could get hurt but that’s not why you don’t run in the hallway. I will show you why. It’s so you don’t sink in the floor! You will be absorbed and the tile monster will become of you! You will have to get wet because tiles hate water. The End
THE OFFICIAL REASON: YOU MIGHT SILP AND FALL AND GET HURT!
THE TRUTH : THE FLOOR WILL COME UP AND DESTROY THE WHOLE SCHOOL and no kids would be able to go to school . The only way you could get raid of it is to flush it down the toilet or dress up like a hippo because they are allergic to them
Official Reason: You can get sick bye spreading germs.
The Truth: Only put food in your mouth or the thing that’s not food will get wet. But if just water gets on it nothing will happen but if saliva gets on it, the stuff that’s not food will become evil. I know that sounds impossible, but it isn’t. You think it is died but it has saliva on it so it becomes evil remember? The germs are just looking for a new place to live. These germs will cause anything but food to become evil. Saliva has germs on it, so some that how makes it evil. The germs are evil because they can make you sick .So if the thing that’s not food gets saliva on it makes evil and unstoppable. But to make this easier to say lets just don’t put everything in our mouths! THE END
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GROWN UP RULE #113:
PICK YOUR LEGOS UP WHEN YOU ARE DONE WITH THEM.
OFFICIAL REASON:
CAUSE YOUR MOM CLOUD STEP ON THEM.
THE TRUTH:
CAUSE THEY WILL TURN IN TO A BIG MONSTER AND EAT EVERY BODY .YOU HAFT TO PUT IT ON FIRE.
WATCH OUT FOR THE LEGOS THEY WILL TURN YOU IN TO SKIN AND BONES.
THEY WILL BUILD A JAIL AND THROW YOU IN IT.
GOWN - UP RULE #22: NO PUTTING YOUR HANDS IN YOUR MOUTH OFFICIAL REASON :
YOU WILL BE SPREADING GERMS. The TRUTH: DON’T PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR MOUTH BECAUSE YOUR TEETH MIGHT COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND SAY DON’T PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR MOUTH. THEN YOU MIGHT GET A RED SPOT THAT WILL COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND TAKE YOUR HOUSE AWAY. SO DON’T PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR MOUTH. IF YOU DO PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR MOUTH BE SURE TO CATCH YOUR TEETH BEFORE THEY GET OUT. JUST BE CARFULL BECOUSE THEY MIGHT BITE YOU IF YOU CERCH THEM!! DON’T PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR MOUTH!!
Grown-Up Rule #55:
Brush your teeth after every meal.
Official Reason:
It prevents cavities and keeps your teeth healthy.
The Truth:
You don’t brush your teeth to prevent cavities. You brush your teeth to stop the plague monster from taking over the world. If you didn’t brush your teeth the plague monsters would grow bigger and bigger. They would start to put out this horrendous odor! People would back away when you opened your mouth. This would leave room for the bigger, overgrown plague monster to creep out of your mouth and start to cover the sidewalks. Eventually the plague monster would slither and slime its way into every building, car, and home! All the humans would be destroyed, knocked over dead, by the horrific smell of the plague.
So, the bottom line kids, always brush your teeth!
Grown up Rule 9,999,999:
Don’t punch Concrete.
Official Reason:
It will hurt you.
The Truth:
If You punch concrete it will eat you. Now the concrete has the fuel it needs to turn in to a Tyrannosaurus. After it is a Tyrannosaurus it will take over the world. And after it eats everybody that it dos not like it will be nice to everybody he did not eat. And take over the rest of the World forever.
By Jacob
Grown up rule 1000000# Don’t eat paper
Official reason: its disgusting and gross! The Truth: You shouldn’t eat paper because it travels up your body and into the
Nostrils and when you sneeze on someone they will turn into a paper monster. And try to eat everything funky. The only way you could destroy them is flush them down the toilet Or dress up like a monkey because they are allergic to them.
Grown up rule 1000000# Don’t eat paper
Official reason: its disgusting and gross! The Truth: You shouldn’t eat paper because it travels up your body and into the
Nostrils and when you sneeze on someone they will turn into a paper monster. And try to eat everything funky. The only way you could destroy them is flush them down the toilet Or dress up like a monkey because they are allergic to them.
Grown Up Rule # 89: “Do not cheat” in a game! Official Reason ;
Cheaters never win.
The Truth ;
If you cheat in a game, you will become a cheetah! You would eat everybody so there is nobody for you to play with. There is only you in outer space flying around all hungry , starved , and lonely in space . If you play nicely with the stars and do not cheat , you might turn into yourself again and return to Earth.
Gone up reale neanber 17 always listen to your teacher official reason it helps your brain plus you will always know whet to do the truth if you don’t listen to your teacher it will blow you up and you will go in to a monster .
Grown up rule number #17:
eat all your food
Official REASON:
it makes you strong.
THE TRUTH:
you don’t eat all your food to make you strong you eat all your food because all the wasted food comes to life. It comes togther and forms a monster. The food goes to the Empire State building. Once they get there they terize the Empire State building. Then dinosaurs will rule the earth. The dinosaurs will get hungrey and try to eat the food. That will start a WAR
by Gabe
Grown up rule # 47
Don’t paint your dog’s nails.
Official reason:
Because your dog will jump up & scratch you.
The Truth:
The real reason you don’t paint your dog’s nails is
He will turn EVIL and take over the world.
He will make you pet him and keep on pushing
You with his nose until you pet him.
If your dog is white he will turn black then he was born
Evil. He will have other dogs help him go around the
And push people. They will go around the world
And push us all until every human is petting a
Dog.
Grown – up rule number 2,ooo
Title don’t run in the hall way.
Because you will fall and get heart
The truth the wind will turn in to a tornado and suck you up.
It will destroy the earth , outer space, all the planets and aliens. The only way to stop it is to get 3 men run around it and pick it up and throw it in to outer space .the hole world will go back to normal.
Grown-Up Rule # 1,00000:
Don’t swim in burning hot water
Official Reason:
you could dehydrate
Real Reason:
You could turn horrendously black and the water will force you to live in space and eat rotten fish, coal, rotten meat, and year old cheese for the rest of your life! I you put ice in the water it will not come to life. So if you don’t swim in burning hot water.
By Mackenzie
Grown-Up Rule # 1,00000:
Don’t swim in burning hot water
Official Reason:
you could dehydrate
Real Reason:
You could turn horrendously black and the water will force you to live in space and eat rotten fish, coal, rotten meat, and year old cheese for the rest of your life! I you put ice in the water it will not come to life. So if you don’t swim in burning hot water.
By Mackenzie
Grown – up rule number 2,ooo:
don’t run in the hall way.
Official Reason:
Because you will fall and get heart
The truth:
the wind will turn in to a tornado and suck you up.
It will destroy the earth , outer space, all the planets and aliens. The only way to stop it is to get 3 men run around it and pick it up and throw it in to outer space .the hole world will go back to normal.
By Michael
Grown up rule 1100000,000000,00000:
No punching.
Official Reason:
if you pucyh itwill hrte.
The trte:
no puching if you puch you will be him/hir. If you are nich you will be free
Grown up rule #17:
Do not leave your toys on the ground
Official Reason: It makes the house look a mess.
If you leave your toys on the ground the toys will come to life. Then your toys will attack you & your family. They will get in all your stuff & mess it up.
They will get in your room & put your cloths on.
They will fell hungry so they will get in your frig & find your pies in the frig. Then one of them tripped
& got pie on the other toy then they started a pie
Fight.
Then your parents come home & get mad at you.
So if you don’t want your parents mad at you,
Be sure to put your toys away.
Grown Up Rule # 10,000
Don’t eat sweets befor bed time.
Official reason:
You will get it in your hair and
get cavities.
The Truth: you shouldn’t eat sweets befor bed time to keep it out of your hair. You don’t eat sweets befor bedtime because the candy will jump out of your
mouth and become a candy monster
It will hide behind your dresser and wheat till you eat more and more! Then it’ll jump out of your dresser and tack over the world!!! All of the people will get stuck in the candy. All that will be left is house’s and trees
THE END
Grown up rule # 99:
Don’t run in the house
Official reason:
You can fall and get hurt.
The truth:
If you run in the house the house will
Become alive and take over the world.
By eating them to picas.
And then take over other houses.
Close by you. After he ate the houses he will spite it out .
Grown-up rule#100:
Don’t run in the hallway
Official reason:
You could get hurt
The Truth:
Sure could get hurt but that’s not why you don’t run in the hallway. I will show you why. It’s so you don’t sink in the floor! You will be absorbed and the tile monster will become of you! You will have to get wet because tiles hate water.
The End
GROWN UP RULE#100:
DON� T RUN IN THE HALLWAY
THE OFFICIAL REASON:
YOU MIGHT SILP AND FALL AND GET HURT!
THE TRUTH :
THE FLOOR WILL COME UP AND DESTROY THE WHOLE SCHOOL and no kids would be able to go to school . The only way you could get raid of it is to flush it down the toilet or dress up like a hippo because they are allergic to them
Grown up rule # 23:
Don’t put everything in your mouth!
Official Reason: You can get sick
bye spreading germs.
The Truth: Only put food in your mouth or the thing that’s not food will get wet. But if just water gets on it nothing will happen but if saliva gets on it, the stuff that’s not food will become evil. I know that sounds impossible, but it isn’t. You think it is died but it has saliva on it so it becomes evil remember? The germs are just looking for a new place to live. These germs will cause anything but food to become evil. Saliva has germs on it, so some that how makes it evil. The germs are evil because they can make you sick .So if the thing that’s not food gets saliva on it makes evil and unstoppable. But to make this easier to say lets just don’t put everything in our mouths!
THE END
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